Total Medals Earned: 20,572 (From 3,185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 412,010 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (130/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
survive for 3 minutes
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 5/9 (300/435 points)
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (120/120 points)
You have completed the Beginner campaign.
You have completed the Initiate campaign.
You have completed the Advanced campaign.
You have completed Crystal Mode!
You have completed Standard Mode!
You have completed Challenge Mode! Hats Off!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Can you find it?
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (95/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.