Total Medals Earned: 20,572 (From 3,185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 412,010 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 4/10 (110/460 points)
5 levels completed
10 levels completed
Second levelpack unlocked
10 stars earned
Third levelpack unlocked
All the levels completed
20 levels completed
3500 points earned
20 stars earned
All the stars earned
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Call the secret phone number
Complete the game
Win the PC game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Read both pages of the credits section
Learn about all the power-ups in the "?" section
Commit a suicide
Finish Mission1 without being harmed at all
Finish Shooting Challenge4 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge1 with 20+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge2 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge3 with 20+ seconds left
Play and complete the Tutorial Mission
Finish Mission5 using mouse movement controls
Finish Mission7 with 40+ seconds left
Finish Mission12 with 30+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge5 with all 3 bonus stars
Score more than 10000 points
Finish Mission9 on hard difficulty
Score more than 20000 points
Finish Mission13 on insane difficulty
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Defeat Hip the Snow Wizard
Defeat Elroy
Defeat Lady Seraph
Defeat Bullet Hellington
Medals Earned: 12/12 (60/60 points)
You are a well-balanced person
You are Coward
Green till the death
Red till the death
You are green minded person
Easily deceived by green ideas
At the end you have mind
You are red minded person
Easily deceived by red ideas
Having late brain is better than nothing
You don't like troubles
You always don't have time