Total Medals Earned: 20,609 (From 3,188 different games.) Total Medal Score: 411,915 Points
Medals Earned: 10/14 (190/375 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/85 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (125/125 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/40 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/110 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Medals Earned: 28/28 (160/160 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Earn a stellar grade
Make the varsity team
Touch the finger
Touchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouch
Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.
Complete Wave 1.
Finish the game using Teejay's Millennium Falcon.
Finish the game using Darth Umbra's Tie Defender.
Finish the game using Luciara's X-Wing.
Finish the game using Melanie's Y-Wing.
Escape Successful
Hapless Santa
Fastest Escape
Fortunately Santa
Complete the first 5 acts
Check the Credits Page!
Complete acts 5-10
Complete acts 10-15
Complete acts 15-20
Complete all the acts!
finish level 1
finish level 10
finish level 11
finish level 12
finish level 13
finish level 14
finish level 15
finish level 16
finish level 17
finish level 18
finish level 19
finish level 2
finish level 20
finish level 21
finish level 22
finish level 23
finish level 24
finish level 25
finish level 26
finish level 27
finish level 3
finish level 4
finish level 5
finish level 6
finish level 7
finish level 8
finish level 9
finish level 28
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
novice
quick-witted
realize the truth
Alien level of brain
