Total Medals Earned: 20,572 (From 3,185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 412,010 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
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Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/38 (20/500 points)
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/140 points)
Win first stage
Win First Challenge
Got 3 x 3 stars
Open All Recipes
Medals Earned: 7/9 (60/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (55/500 points)
Find uncle
Meet the Thug
Find Abbey
Kill 20 Thugs
Meet the Hummer
Kill 10 enemies by pistol
X20 combo!
Meet the Gun Thug
Kill 15 Gun Thugs
Defeat the Gentleman
Kill 15 Hummers
Find the Keeper
Finish the game
Find all secrets
Complete with all A+
Defeat the Robot
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/9 (105/330 points)
Click the hint button.
It makes a good move.
Lose the game.
Combine 4 balls.
Reach level 3
Combine 5 balls.
Make a super match.
Reach level 5
play more than once.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
You won the game! Merry Christmas! :D
Medals Earned: 5/8 (80/190 points)
Visit Optimos' NG page
Reach 100 of score
Reach 100 cookies
Reach 1k of score
Max out all the upgrades
Survive for 2 minutes in Free Mode
Reach 25k of score
Survive for 5 minutes in Free Mode